page is an extension of my chocolate withdrawal-induced rant
about the lack of support, both foreign and domestic, for the US and
British-led efforts to remove the Saddam regime in Iraq. Many of
you winos have emailed your support for this sentiment, so this page is
for you. Feel free to send me more material for this
Now, let's crank it up a
notch. We'll start with a little celebrity bashing and then move
to some good, old fashioned ridiculing of France.
all started like this...
I really hate using this forum for political debate but here's my
the record, I'm against war. Anyone with any sense is against
war. However, I'm also against sadistic dictators who torture
their people, support terrorism, and threaten peaceful nations.
In fact, I'm against the sadistic dictators more than I'm against war.
Therefore, I support President Bush and the U.S. military in their
efforts to rid the world of the latter scum.
similarly-minded people have begun to boycott all things French because
of France's actions to undermine our efforts to disarm Iraq and liberate
the Iraqi people. Personally, I have been boycotting France for
years, more because of their pompous arrogance than their loyalty to
terror mongers. Go ahead and boycott France. It certainly
an even greater evil resides here at home. We count among our own
many who would also bow to Saddam. I speak to the many
"celebrities" who have spoken out against our military actions
and have even compared President Bush to Adolph Hitler! You
people are fucking idiots! What the fuck is wrong with you?
Did all that cocaine kill all your brain cells? Get a friggin'
a free and democratic society, even brain-dead celebrities may voice an
opinion. We as a people may also exercise our right to boycott not
only their movies and CD's, but also the products of the companies that
advertise on their TV shows or promote their music.
winos, do you want to boycott those that oppose America? Then
boycott France and:
Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream
sure that there are more, but this group recently pissed me off.
By the way, I'm sure that the Oscar awards ceremony will be filled with
more celebrities who use that forum to make their statement. I'm
keeping a running list. I'm prepared to boycott American
Express, Anheuser-Busch, Charles Schwab, General Motors, J.C. Penney,
MasterCard and PepsiCo, all sponsors of the Oscar ceremony, if it turns
into a glitzy war protest.
more info, visit:
on Politics and War
against Celebrity Pundits
March 23, 2003
aforementioned "celebrities" are but pimples on the ass of the
the prominent position held by Janeane Garofalo. She is the
sphincter on the asshole of the world. The shit that spews out of
that chick is worse than the gunk from Bob's bung. For example, in
a 1998 interview, she stated, "Our country is founded on a sham:
our forefathers were slave-owning rich white guys who wanted it their
way. So when I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting
me.' That you can have a gay parade on Christopher Street in New York,
with naked men and women on a float cheering, 'We're here, we're queer!'
-- that's what makes my heart swell. Not the flag, but a gay naked man
or woman burning the flag. I get choked up with pride."
parents must be very proud.
found the following at http://www.hollywoodhalfwits.com/misc/cindyosborne.htm.
WinoWally also sent me the same blurb...
The Hollywood group is at it again. Holding anti-war rallies, screaming
about the Bush Administration, running ads in major newspapers, defaming
the President and his Cabinet every chance they get, to anyone and
everyone who will listen. They publicly defile them and call them names
like "stupid", "morons", and "idiots".
Jessica Lange went so far as to tell a crowd in Spain that she hates
President Bush and is embarrassed to be an American.
So, just how ignorant are
these people who are running the country? Let's look at the biographies of
these "stupid", "ignorant", "moronic"
leaders, and then at the celebrities who are castigating them:
George W. Bush
Received a Bachelors Degree from Yale University and an MBA from Harvard
Business School. He served as an F-102 pilot for the Texas Air National
Guard. He began his career in the oil and gas business in Midland in 1975
and worked in the energy industry until 1986. He was elected Governor on
November 8, 1994, with 53.5 percent of the vote. In a historic re-election
victory, he became the first Texas Governor to be elected to consecutive
four-year terms on November 3, 1998 winning 68.6 percent of the vote. In
1998 Governor Bush won 49 percent of the Hispanic vote, 27 percent of the
African-American vote, 27 percent of Democrats and 65 percent of women. He
won more Texas counties, 240 of 254, than any modern Republican other that
Richard Nixon in 1972 and is the first Republican gubernatorial candidate
to win the heavily Hispanic and Democratic border counties of El Paso,
Cameron and Hidalgo. (Someone began circulating a false story about his
I.Q. being lower than any other President. If you believed it, you might
want to go to UrbanLegends.Com and see the truth.)
President Dick Cheney
Earned a B.A. in 1965 and a M.A. in 1966, both in political science. Two
years later, he won an American Political Science Association
congressional fellowship. One of Vice President Cheney's primary duties is
to share with individuals, members of Congress and foreign leaders,
President Bush's vision to strengthen our economy, secure our homeland and
win the War on Terrorism. In his official role as President of the Senate,
Vice President Cheney regularly goes to Capital Hill to meet with Senators
and members of the House of Representatives to work on the
Administration's legislative goals. In his travels as Vice President, he
has seen first hand the great demands the war on terrorism is placing on
the men and women of our military, and he is proud of the tremendous job
they are doing for the United States of America.
of State Colin Powell
Educated in the New York City public schools, graduating from the City
College of New York (CCNY), where he earned a Bachelor's Degree in
geology. He also participated in ROTC at CCNY and received a commission as
an Army second lieutenant upon graduation in June 1958. His further
academic achievements include a Master of Business Administration Degree
from George Washington University. Secretary Powell is the recipient of
numerous U.S. and foreign military awards and decorations. Secretary
Powell's civilian awards include two Presidential Medals of Freedom, the
President's Citizens Medal, the Congressional Gold Medal, the Secretary of
State Distinguished Service Medal, and the Secretary of Energy
Distinguished Service Medal. Several schools and other institutions have
been named in his honor and he holds honorary degrees from universities
and colleges across the country.
of Defense Donald Rumsfeld
Attended Princeton University on Scholarship (AB, 1954) and served in the
U.S. Navy (1954-57) as a Naval aviator. Congressional Assistant to Rep.
Robert Griffin (R-MI), 1957-59; U.S. Representative, Illinois, 1962-69;
Assistant to the President, Director of the Office of Economic
Opportunity, Director of the Cost of Living Council, 1969-74; U.S.
Ambassador to NATO, 1973-74; head of Presidential Transition Team, 1974;
Assistant to the President, Director of White House Office of Operations,
White House Chief of Staff, 1974-77; Secretary of Defense, 1975-77
of Homeland Security Tom Ridge
Raised in a working class family in veterans' public housing in Erie. He
earned a scholarship to Harvard, graduating with honors in 1967. After his
first year at The Dickinson School of Law, he was drafted into the U.S.
Army, where he served as an infantry staff sergeant in Vietnam, earning
the Bronze Star for Valor. After returning to Pennsylvania, he earned his
Law Degree and was in private practice before becoming Assistant District
Attorney in Erie County. He was elected to Congress in 1982. He was the
first enlisted Vietnam combat veteran elected to the U.S. House, and was
overwhelmingly re-elected six times.
Security Advisor Condoleezza Rice
Earned her Bachelor's Degree in Political Science, Cum Laude and Phi Beta
Kappa, from the University of Denver in 1974; her Master's from the
University of Notre Dame in 1975; and her Ph.D. from the Graduate School
of International Studies at the University of Denver in 1981. (Note: Rice
enrolled at the University of Denver at the age of 15, graduating at 19
with a Bachelor's Degree in Political Science (Cum Laude). She earned a
Master's Degree at the University of Notre Dame and a Doctorate from the
University of Denver's Graduate School of International Studies. Both of
her advanced degrees are also in Political Science.)
She is a Fellow of the
AmericanAcademy of Arts and Sciences and has been awarded Honorary
Doctorates from Morehouse College in 1991, the University of Alabama in
1994, and the University of Notre Dame in 1995. At Stanford, she has been
a member of the Center for International Security and Arms Control, a
Senior Fellow of the Institute for International Studies, and a Fellow (by
courtesy) of the Hoover Institution.
Her books include Germany
Unified and Europe Transformed (1995) with Philip Zelikow, The Gorbachev
Era (1986) with Alexander Dallin, and Uncertain Allegiance: The Soviet
Union and the Czechoslovak Army (1984). She also has written numerous
articles on Soviet and East European foreign and defense policy, and has
addressed audiences in settings ranging from the U.S. Ambassador's
Residence in Moscow to the Commonwealth Club to the 1992 and 2000
Republican National Conventions. From 1989 through March 1991, the period
of German reunification and the final days of the Soviet Union, she served
in the Bush Administration as Director, and then Senior Director, of
Soviet and East European Affairs in the National Security Council, and a
Special Assistant to the President for National Security Affairs.
In 1986, while an
international affairs fellow of the Council on Foreign Relations, she
served as Special Assistant to the Director of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.
In 1997, she served on the Federal Advisory Committee on Gender --
Integrated Training in the Military. She was a member of the boards of
directors for the Chevron Corporation, the Charles Schwab Corporation, the
William and Flora Hewlett Foundation, the University of Notre Dame, the
International Advisory Council of J.P. Morgan and the San Francisco
Symphony Board of Governors. She was a Founding Board member of the Center
for a New Generation, an educational support fund for schools in East Palo
Alto and East Menlo Park, California and was Vice President of the Boys
and Girls Club of the Peninsula.
In addition, her past board
service has encompassed such organizations as Transamerica Corporation,
Hewlett Packard, the Carnegie Corporation, Carnegie Endowment for
International Peace, The Rand Corporation, the National Council for Soviet
and East European Studies, the Mid-Peninsula Urban Coalition and KQED,
public broadcasting for San Francisco. Born November 14, 1954 in
Birmingham, Alabama, she earned her bachelor's degree in political
science, cum laude and Phi Beta Kappa, from the University of Denver in
1974; her Master's from the University of Notre Dame in 1975; and her
Ph.D. from the Graduate School of International Studies at the University
of Denver in 1981. She is a Fellow of the American Academy of Arts and
Sciences and has been awarded Honorary Doctorates from Morehouse College
in 1991, the University of Alabama 1994, and the University of Notre Dame
in 1995. She resides in Washington, D.C.
So, who are these pompous,
outspoken celebrity critics? What is their education? What is their
experience in affairs of State or in National Security? While I will
defend to the death their right to express their opinions, I think that if
they are going to call into question the intelligence of our leaders, we
should also have all the facts on their education and background:
Completed high school
Career: Singing and acting
Dropped out of school in 9th grade.
Career: Singing and acting
Flunked exam to enter University of Dayton.
Dropped out college mid-freshman year.
Dropped out of George Washington U. after scandal
Completed high school
Completed High school
Degree in Drama from Catholic University of America in Washington, D.C.
Completed High school
Dropped out of University of Kentucky
Dropped out first year University of Michigan.
Career: Movie Director
Completed High School
Completed High School
Completed High school
Dropped out of College.
Career: Stand up comedienne, Professional Hosebag
Attended Bard College for one year.
While comparing the
education and experience of these two groups, we should also remember that
President Bush and his cabinet are briefed daily, even hourly, on the War
on Terror and threats to our security. They are privy to information
gathered around the world concerning the Middle East, the threats to
America, the intentions of terrorists and terrorist-supporting
governments. They are in constant communication with the CIA, the FBI,
Interpol, NATO, The United Nations, our own military, and that of our
allies around the world. We cannot simply believe that we have full
knowledge of the threats because we watch CNN!! We cannot believe that we
are in any way as informed as our leaders.
These celebrities have no
intelligence-gathering agents, no fact-finding groups, no insight into the
minds of those who would destroy our country. They only have a deep-seated
hatred for all things Republican. By nature, and no one knows quite why,
the Hollywood elitists detest Conservative views and anything that
supports or uplifts the United States of America. The silence was
deafening from the Left when Bill Clinton bombed a pharmaceutical factory
outside of Khartoum, or when he attacked the Bosnian Serbs in 1995 and
1999. He bombed Serbia itself to get Slobodan Milosevic out of Kosovo, and
not a single peace rally was held. When our Rangers were ambushed in
Somalia and 18 young American lives were lost, not a peep was heard from
Hollywood. Yet now, after our nation has been attacked on its own soil,
after 3,000 Americans were killed by freedom-hating terrorists while going
about their routine lives, they want to hold rallies against the war. Why
the change? Because an honest, God-fearing Republican sits in the White
Another irony is that in
1987, when Ronald Reagan was in office, the Hollywood group aligned
themselves with disarmament groups like SANE, FREEZE and PEACE ACTION,
urging our own government to disarm and freeze the manufacturing of any
further nuclear weapons, in order to promote world peace. It is curious
that now, even after we have heard all the evidence that Saddam Hussein
has chemical, biological and is very close to obtaining nuclear weapons,
their is no cry from this group for HIM to disarm. They believe we should
leave him alone in his quest for these weapons of mass destruction, even
though it is certain that these deadly weapons will eventually be used
against us in our own cities.
So why the hype out of
Hollywood? Could these celebrities believe that since they draw such
astronomical salaries, they are entitled to also determine the course of
our Nation? That they can make viable decisions concerning war and peace?
Did Michael Moore have the backing of the Nation when he recently thanked
France, on our behalf, for being a "good enough friend to tell us we
were wrong"? I know for certain he was not speaking for me. Does Sean
Penn fancy himself a diplomat, in going to Iraq when we are just weeks
away from war? Does he believe that his high school diploma gives him the
knowledge (and the right) to go to a country that is controlled by a
maniacal dictator, and speak on behalf of the American people? Or is it
the fact that he pulls in more money per year than the average American
worker will see in a lifetime? Does his bank account give him clout?
The ultimate irony is that
many of these celebrities have made a shambles of their own lives, with
drug abuse, alcoholism, numerous marriages and divorces, scrapes with the
law, publicized temper tantrums, etc. How dare they pretend to know what
is best for an entire nation! What is even more bizarre is how many people
in this country will listen and accept their views, simply because they
liked them in a certain movie, or have fond memories of an old television
It is time for us, as
citizens of the United States, to educate ourselves about the world around
us. If future generations are going to enjoy the freedoms that our
forefathers bequeathed us, if they are ever to know peace in their own
country and their world, to live without fear of terrorism striking in
their own cities, we must assure that this nation remains strong. We must
make certain that those who would destroy us are made aware of the severe
consequences that will befall them.
Yes, it is a wonderful
dream to sit down with dictators and terrorists and join hands, singing
Cumbaya and talking of world peace. But it is not real. We did not stop
Adolf Hitler from taking over the entire continent of Europe by simply
talking to him. We sent our best and brightest, with the strength and
determination that this Country is known for, and defeated the Nazi
regime. President John F. Kennedy did not stop the Soviet ships from
unloading their nuclear missiles in Cuba in 1962 with mere words. He
stopped them with action, and threat of immediate war if the ships did not
turn around. We did not end the Cold War with conferences. It ended with
the strong belief of President Ronald Reagan... PEACE through STRENGTH.
email was also forwarded to me. I can't say definitively that it
originated with Cdr. Hamilton McWhorter...
Subject: Fw: [USNAVYCPOs]
Lest we forget....................
BILL CLINTON's Service Record before becoming Commander in Chief:
Bill Clinton registers for
the draft on September 08, 1964, accepting all contractual conditions of
registering for the draft.
Given Selective Service Number 3 26 46 228.
Bill Clinton classified 2-S on November 17, 1964.
Bill Clinton reclassified 1-A on March 20, 1968.
Bill Clinton ordered to report for induction on July 28, 1969.
Bill Clinton dishonors order to report and is not inducted into the
Bill Clinton reclassified 1-D after enlisting in the United States Army
Reserves on August 07, 1969, under authority of Col. E. Holmes. Clinton
signs enlistment papers and takes oath of enlistment.
Bill Clinton fails to
report to his duty station at the University of Arkansas ROTC, September
Bill Clinton reclassified 1-A on October 30, 1969, as enlistment with Army
Reserves is revoked by Colonel E. Holmes and Clinton now AWOL and subject
to arrest under Public Law 90-40 (2)(a) 'registrant who has failed to
report... remain liable for induction'.
Bill Clinton's birth date lottery number is 311, drawn December 1, 1969,
but anyone who has already been ordered to report for induction is
Bill Clinton runs for Congress (1974), while a fugitive from justice under
Public Law 90-40.
Bill Clinton runs for Arkansas Attorney General (1976), while a fugitive
Bill Clinton receives pardon on January 21, 1977, from Carter.
Bill Clinton FIRST PARDONED FEDERAL FELON ever to serve as President.
All these facts come from Freedom of Information requests, public laws,
and various books that have been published, and have not been refuted by
After the 1993 World Trade Center bombing, which killed six and injured
1,000; President Clinton promised that those
responsible would be hunted down and punished.
After the 1995 bombing in Saudi Arabia, which killed five US military
personnel; Clinton promised that those responsible
would be hunted down and punished.
After the 1996 Khobar Towers bombing in Saudi Arabia, which killed 19 and
injured 200 US military personnel; Clinton promised that those responsible
would be hunted down and punished.
After the 1998 bombing of US embassies in Africa, which killed 224 and
injured 5,000; Clinton promised that those
responsible would be hunted down and punished.
After the 2000 bombing of the USS Cole, which killed 17 and injured 39 US
sailors; Clinton promised that those responsible would be hunted down and
Maybe if Clinton had kept those promises, an estimated 3,000 people in New
York and Washington, DC that are now dead would be alive today.
AN INTERESTING QUESTION:
This question was raised on a Philly radio call-in show. Without casting
stones, it is a legitimate question. There are two
men, both extremely wealthy. One develops relatively cheap software and
gives billions of dollars to charity.
The other sponsors terrorism.
That being the case, why was it that the Clinton Administration spent more
money chasing down Bill Gates over the eight years in office, than Osama
bin Laden? THINK ABOUT IT!
It is a strange turn of events. Hillary gets $8 Million for her
Bill gets about $12 Million for his memoir yet to be written. This from
two people who spent 8 years being unable to recall
anything about past events while under oath!
Cdr. Hamilton McWhorter USN (ret)
PS Please forward this to as many people as you can! We don't want this
woman to even THINK of running for President.
long time ago,
were at war. During one battle, the French captured an English major.
Taking the major to their headquarters, the French general began to
question him. The French general asked, "Why do you English officers
all wear red coats? Don't you know the red material makes you easier
targets for us to shoot at?"
his bland English way, the major informed the general that the reason
English officers wear red coats is so that if they are shot, the blood
won't show and the men they are leading won't panic.
that is why, from that day forward, all French Army officers wear brown
wonder how Dear Abby responded to this inquiry...
I am a crack dealer in New Jersey who has recently been
diagnosed as a carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in a
suburb of Philadelphia and one of my sisters, who lives in
Bensenville, is married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and
selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two
sisters, who are prostitutes in Jersey City.
I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life
sentence in Attica for murder of a teenage boy in 1994. The other
brother is currently being held in the Wellington Remand Center on
charges of sexual misconduct with his three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute
who lives in the Bronx and is still a part time "working girl"
a brothel. Her time there is limited as we hope to open our own
brothel with her as the working manager. I am hoping my two
sisters would be interested in joining our team. Although I would
prefer them not to prostitute themselves, it would get them off
the street, and hopefully, their heroin habits.
All things considered, my main problem is this. I love my
fiancée and look forward to bringing her into the family and I
certainly want to be totally honest with her. Should I tell her
about my distant cousin who is French?
Worried About My Reputation
Eleven thousand soldiers lay beneath the dirt and stone,
all buried on a distant land so far away from home.
For just a strip of dismal beach they paid a hero's price,
to save a foreign nation they all made the sacrifice.
And now the shores of Normandy are lined with blocks of white,
Americans who didn't turn from someone else's plight.
Eleven thousand reasons for the French to take our side,
but in the moment of our need, they chose to run and hide.
Chirac said every war means loss, perhaps for France that's true,
for they've lost every battle since the days of Waterloo.
Without a soldier worth a damn to be found in the region,
the French became the only land to need a Foreign Legion.
You French all say we're arrogant. Well hell, we've earned the right.
We saved your sorry nation when you lacked the guts to fight.
But now you've made a big mistake, and one that you'll regret;
you took sides with our enemies, and that we won't forget.
It wasn't just our citizens you spit on when you turned,
but every one of ours who fell the day the towers burned.
You spit upon our soldiers, on our pilots and Marines,
and now you'll get a little sense of just what payback means.
So keep your Paris fashions and your wine and your champagne,
and find some other market that will buy your aeroplanes.
And try to find somebody else to wear your French cologne,
for you're about to find out what it means to stand alone.
You see, you need us far more than we ever needed you.
America has better friends who know how to be true.
I'd rather stand with warriors who have the will and might,
than huddle in the dark with those whose only flag is white.
I'll take the Brits, the Aussies, the Israelis and the rest,
for when it comes to valor we have seen that they're the best.
We'll count on one another as we face a moment dire,
while you sit on the sideline with a sign "friendship for hire."
We'll win this war without you and we'll total up the cost,
and take it from your foreign aid, and then you'll feel the loss.
And when your nation starts to fall, well Frenchie, you can spare us,
just call the Germans for a hand, they know the way to Paris.
received this email recently...
Boycott of French Products
France has every right to disagree with America, but France has moved from
simple dissent to active hostility toward America. France
President Chirac warned East European nations that if they sided with the
US, France would oppose their membership in the European Union.
William Safire reported in the New York Times that France has been
secretly helping to arm Iraq and has been helping Iraq build long range
missiles. These same missiles may NOW possibly be used against our
own US soldiers. Just as France has exercised its right to disagree,
all Americans can exercise their right to boycott and help countries that do not stand with us.
French Products and Companies:
Airbus (airplanes in commericial use)
Allegra (allergy medication)
Aqualung - including: Spirotechnique, Technisub, US Divers and SeaQuest
Bank of the West (owned by BNP Paribas)
BF Goodrich (owned by Michelin)
BIC (razors, pens and lighters)
Car & Driver Magazine
Chivas Regal (scotch)
Club Med (vacations)
Culligan (owned by Vivendi)
Dannon (yogurt and dairy foods)
Dom Perigonon (champagne)
Essilor Optical Products
Fina (petroleum products) and Fina Oil (billions invested in Iraqi oil
First Hawaiian Bank
Hennessy (liquor products)
Houghton Mifflin (books)
Jacobs Creek (owned by Pernod Ricard since 1989)
Jerry Springer (talk show)
Krups (coffee and cappuccino makers)
Lancome - Le Creuset (cookware)
L'Oreal (health and beauty products)
Mephisto (shoes & clothes)
Michelin (tires & auto parts)
Mikasa (crystal and glass)
Nissan (cars - majority owned by
ProScan (owned by Thomson Electronics - France)
Publicis Group (including Saatchi & Saatachi Advertising)
RCA (television & electronics - owned by Thomson Electronics - France)
Red Roof Inns (owned by Accor group in France)
Roquefort cheese (all Roquefort cheese is made in France)
Rowenta (toasters, irons, coffe makers,
Sierra Software & Computer Games
Smart & Final
Sofitel (hotels, owned by Accor group)
Sparkletts (water, owned by Danone)
Taylor Made (gold clubs & equipment)
Total Gas Stations
UbiSoft (computer games)
Universal Studios (music, movies and amusement parks - owned by Vivendi
Veuve Clicquot Champagne
Wild Turkey (bourbon)
Woman's Day Magazine
Yoplait (The French company Sodiaal owns a 50% stake)
Yves Saint Laurent
Zodia Inflatable Boats
Shares French Military Secrets With Iraqis
"First, you lay your rifle on the ground. Next, raise your hands,
and back away slowly, like this. Any questions?"
other interesting links...
borrowed from www.francestinks.com)
finally, this was received from our buddy, Big Bob...
in England at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked by the
Archbishop of Canterbury
if our plans for Iraq were just an example of empire building by George
He answered by saying that, "Over the years, the United States has
sent many of its fine young men
and women into great peril to fight for freedom beyond our borders.
The only amount of land we
have ever asked for in return is enough to bury those that did not return
It became very quiet in the room.